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Does anyone else ever get the urge to run up to a random person on the street and urgently say "What's the date?" and when they say something like "July 26th", reply with an agitated "No no, the year, what's the year!" and when they say 2006 or whatever reply with a startled look and a "no, that can't be!" and run off? Or is that just me. It's probably just me.

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I dunno. I think you should be wearing old-timey Victorian clothing, or maybe 1950's clothing (which might be hard to distinguish at first glance anyway).

Even better, would be to have a large cardboard box marked "TIME MACHINE" and then emerge from it in completely modern, present-day clothing, and then do the above. Then run back to the machine and note that the large cardboard arrow hasn't been properly set to point to "THE PAST". Grin sheepishly, then set the arrow and dash back inside. Make rumbling, time-travel noises and then never come out.


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