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How can I help but use your eyes for self-asphyxiation?
The surrealist compliment generator is neat

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I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.

"Woe is me, for I must forever more huddle, unminded, in the dark shadow of thine undeserved engine of procreation."

THAT one's going on my web page...

"Madame, ist thou donning space underwear? For thine ass doth lie beyond the physical boundaries of this world! "

(ghetto booty?)

This one's pretty weird...


and i need this one translated...

Les matins delinquents de ta fourchette pendue s'enrobent de noisettes étonnées pendant que ta baronne ne fait que rétrécir. Ça c'est la manche de l'amour intercale!

"The mornings delinquents of your hung fork are coated with astonished hazel nuts while your baronne does nothing but narrow. That it is the sleeve of the love intercalates!"

Doesn't make much sense to me, but then again we were both Spanish-studying types in high school...

ACK! it knows me by reputation!

"Your soul contains all that is found in insects, pigs and vermin."

Sven (a little freaked out)

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