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The song currently stuck in my head
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The March of the Sinister Ducks
by: The Sinister Ducks

Everyone thinks they're such sweet little things
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Soft downy feathers and nice little wings.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

But there's a poison I'd like to administer,
You think they're cuddly but I think they're sinister.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

What are they doing at night in the park?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Think of them waddling about in the dark.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars,
Reading pornography, smoking cigars.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Nasty and small undeserving of life.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
They smirk at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Dressed in black jackets and horrible shoes,
Getting divorces and turning to booze.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Forcing old ladies to throw them some bread.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Who could deny they'd be better off dead?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Look closer and you may recoil in surprise,
At web-footed fascists with mad little eyes.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
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As soon as I saw "Ducks!" that's the song that got stuck in my head.

I love "They smirk at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife."

I didn't know.

So I Googled it.

Then I clicked the duck.

And the quacking started.

Now I will never be done hearing that song.

y'know. no one forced you to click on it. I didn't even provide an easy link to the song. You had to work to get it. ;)

You knew what would happen. :P I totally blame you.

i'm gonna get hit for this one.

this is one of those "and i take away reason... and accountability." moments, isn't it?

Re: i'm gonna get hit for this one.

It is not. 'Cause I'm right. :P

Ever play RuneQuest? I played a psychotic duck once. Very satisfying experience.

I have. In a game with you, run by wh_knight. I was playing an ogre. You were a filthy halfling that didn't speak any language in common with the rest of the group very well.

ahhhhhh, that's right! RuneQuest is an easy game to play horrible, mean-spirited, evil little characters. I love it.

I never got the chance to play an ogre in that setting though, speaking of evil. so cool.

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