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I _____ Lucas.
Lucas is ______.
If I were alone in a room with Lucas, I would _____.
I think Lucas should ______.
Lucas needs ______.
I want to _____ Lucas.

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I do not fondle Lucas.
Lucas is the living embodiment of Marmoset Stew.
If I were alone in a room with Lucas, I would most likely weird him out and cause him to leave soon after.
I think Lucas should undergo a grand transformation into The Grand Shaolin Panda and kick ass.
Lucas needs pudding.
I want to see many midgets follow and worship Lucas.

Lucas needs pudding.

Who doesn't?

I worship Lucas.
Lucas is like unto a god to me.
If I were alone in a room with Lucas, I would chat about stuff... and bow before his might.
I think Lucas should get a metal skullcap.
Lucas needs a woman.
I want to drink with Lucas.

You should answer yourself.

I live with Lucas.
Lucas is a scotsman.
If I were alone in a room with Lucas, I would probably be playing video games.
I think Lucas should get a head tattoo.
Lucas needs more cheese in his diet.
I want to sell Lucas.

I share whiskey with Lucas.
Lucas is a man with good whiskey.
If I were alone in a room with Lucas, I would give him a whiskey.
I think Lucas should drink whiskey with me.
Lucas needs more and better whiskey.
I want to drink whiskey with Lucas.


no rap this time, i promise.

I ph33r Lucas's mad fact-trivia mojo.
Lucas is way literate.
If I were alone in a room with Lucas, I would ask him stuff.
I think Lucas should break format; suprise everyone!
Lucas needs a Harley.
I want to NERF-ATTACK Lucas!

I tattooed Lucas.
Lucas is a very good sport.
If I were alone in a room with Lucas, I would be very scared, as Lucas has pledged revenge.
I think Lucas should forgive me, as I'm a sweet person.
Lucas needs more tattoos!
I want to tickle Lucas.

I _am posting in the journal of_ Lucas.
Lucas is _the owner of this journal_.
If I were alone in a room with Lucas, I would _talk to him instead of posting at him_.
I think Lucas should _decide for himself what to do_.
Lucas needs _food and water, I bet_.
I want to _go off to sleep. Goodnight,_ Lucas.

I miss Lucas.
Lucas is the only one who could out wrestle me.
If I were alone in a room with Lucas, I would chat about all kinds of nifty thing.
I think Lucas should run a horror LARP.
Lucas needs to be poked in the belly by me.
I want to visit Lucas.

I do not know Lucas.
Lucas is on 5 of my Friends' Friend Lists.
If I were alone in a room with Lucas, I would be shy.
I think Lucas should follow his heart (as should we all).
Lucas needs to wear more kilts.
I want to say hello and nice to meet you to Lucas.


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